Oh dear. AIM conversations I tend to have at 5 o’clock in the morning. ( Why am I still up anyway? )
JUC3NITUP1: hey
JUC3NITUP1: when you come back to LA
JUC3NITUP1: let’s go on a show
r e e z u h h h: Show?
JUC3NITUP1: change of heart
JUC3NITUP1: do they still do that?
r e e z u h h h: LOL
r e e z u h h h: Sadly no
r e e z u h h h: Let's go on blind date!
JUC3NITUP1: haha
r e e z u h h h: We can just compliment each other the whole night. You know, make each other look good.
r e e z u h h h: R: Oh my, but when the moonlight grazes your face just so, you look like the Greek God, Apollo. You put the moon’s shine to shame. *puts on her sunglasses*
J: When you lean to the right like that, your breasts look bigger. You’re a model aren’t you? I bet you are. You probably have all the guys in your hometown lapping at your feet.
R: *seductive giggle* Oh but you are such a delightful, handsome, SINGLE man! What is a SINGLE model such as myself going to do? I’m just a lonely, unattached, free agent. *bats eyelashes*
J: *sticks chest out and flexes arm muscles*
JUC3NITUP1: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahaha LMAO oh man
JUC3NITUP1: disaster
JUC3NITUP1: hahahahaha
r e e z u h h h:: Haha then I will dump you.
r e e z u h h h: LOL jk
JUC3NITUP1: hahahahah
r e e z u h h h: So fake being together for the sake of dating others?
JUC3NITUP1: yeah
r e e z u h h h: Sounds good to me.
r e e z u h h h: =P
JUC3NITUP1: they hook you up with some hot people
JUC3NITUP1: but asian guys are not allowed
r e e z u h h h: Or we can go on elimidate.
JUC3NITUP1: only asian girls
JUC3NITUP1: eh
JUC3NITUP1: elimidate?
JUC3NITUP1: haha
r e e z u h h h: And I can pick between you and 3 others.
JUC3NITUP1: i'll keep you as a finalist
JUC3NITUP1: haha no way
r e e z u h h h: NO I’M DOING THE PICKING !
JUC3NITUP1: always 4 girls
JUC3NITUP1: 4 guys
JUC3NITUP1: the show is lame
JUC3NITUP1: the 4 girls is fun
r e e z u h h h: LOL
r e e z u h h h: Ok so we will go on Blind Date, I will compliment you and dump you.. or we will go on Elimidate and I will pick you (maybe) out of all the guys.
r e e z u h h h: Deal? Deal. K.
JUC3NITUP1: no. but deal if you're one of the girls
r e e z u h h h: Are you going to pick me?
JUC3NITUP1: but i can guarantee you'd be one of the finalists
JUC3NITUP1: if the other girl is jessica alba
r e e z u h h h: Sorry. Can't take your word for it
JUC3NITUP1: "you are elimidated"
r e e z u h h h: Oh whatever you’d be so lucky.
JUC3NITUP1: haha i know
r e e z u h h h: <-- cream of the crop baby
JUC3NITUP1: hahahaha
r e e z u h h h: Jk. I’m the fungus that grows at the bottom of it.
r e e z u h h h: The crop, that is.
JUC3NITUP1: naw
JUC3NITUP1: you'd top most guys' lists
JUC3NITUP1: unless the other girls make out with each other
JUC3NITUP1: then you lose
r e e z u h h h: Haha!!
JUC3NITUP1: ahahahahaha
Would you guys ever go on one of these shows? I think it's entertaining but I would not (sorry J). I remember Alex telling me he'd go on one of those but hmm.. what happened?
While in California, I met this one girl who knew a friend of a friend (did I lose you yet?) who went on the show and told me I should try it out (for fun). But what would be the point? I don't want to 'hook up' with these people and what are the chances I'll find someone who wants to settle down? Okay so maybe I'm not being fair to them but that's just how I feel.
Do you guys know Angelina (don’t know her last name), but I think I've seen two different shows where she is half naked, slapping (spanking) some part of her body and making out with random men in the hot tub. Nice body by the way. No wonder SO many guys request her as their date match! Hey, I'd request her too!
Just kidding.
No I'm not.
No really I'm kidding.
I think it's so sad that people resort to reality TV shows to find a mate; why can't we do it the good ol' fashioned way? (But then again, I guess most don't do it to find Mr. or Mrs. Right but Mr. and Mrs. Right NOW.) What do I mean by "good ol' fashioned way"? Well *cracks knuckles* I used to go to the library all to sit by the philosophy section so I could ask cute guys about Hume and Leibniz. Then I'd hop over to the literature section to ask cute guys about Bronte and Coleridge. Then I'd skip on over to the political theory section to ask cute guys about Hobbes and Plato (and if he was really cute, I'd add in Solon). I'd jump rope over to the local juice bar and ask what went into their strawberry banana smoothie (duh). I'd go to the gym to cartwheel my way into the cutie gymnast's heart.
Okay fine so I didn't. I'm shy.
Oh who am I kidding? I'm not.
I just don't like the idea of going into something knowing I am about to be set up with someone, pressured to boost up the ratings by acting "crazy" and "slutty" [a la dating shows].. and for what? Not my style.
Normally, I just start chit chat in class about the assignments that were given or just meet guys at parties. I've stopped dating 'friends of friends' because that can lead to all sorts of drama. And who wants drama, right?
Or I just scour the net for delicious hunks to keep for myself, talking a big game when I'm really a 300 pound hairy Armenian guy from Glendale. Ahem. ( She’s kidding right? ) Hm.. am I?
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