One of my favorite things to do is have the latest episode of America's Next Top Model downloading while I'm cooking my dinner. & then, once both are ready, I sit cross-legged on my swivel chair in front of my laptop beaming with the kind of satisfaction that only comes from watching bitchy shallow semi-attractive girls have breakdowns & complexes about their lack of posing prowess, while eating my home-cooked fried rice.
Also, I want to be the first popular female magician in the world. Now I know what to answer the next time someone asks me what I want to be when I grow up.
Think about it. There's David Copperfield. Siegfried & Roy. Houdini. Those Penn & Teller dudes.
Now what do all those people have in common? Lack of the vaginal lips. Enter me. Vaginal lips abound.
I would have hot male assistants trained in the artful skill of graceful hand flourishes & they'd throw fistfuls of glitter at my entrance. Yes. I think it is my calling.
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