I have this itch in the back of my throat - it feels like I should cough but I don't need to. It reminds me of this Twilight Zone episode where a guy feeling the same discomfort constantly drinks water to rid of it. At the end of the episode, the viewers find out that it's a result of a live hair that is climbing up his throat. Yummy isn't it?
Why is it that drug stores put the cough medicine in the same aisle as the condoms? Or is that only at the Walgreens in my neighborhood? I noticed that earlier today when I went to purchase Nyquil. Hypothetically speaking, if you were the cashier & you saw a guy buying Nyquil & condoms what would be the first thing that comes into your mind?
What? Eeew! No! That he's sick & needs a good nights sleep. You guys were thinking that he was going to give some unsuspecting girl an overdose of Nyquil & then bed her weren't you? You are a bunch of sick, deranged deviates...
& that's why I call you my friends! ^_^
Speaking of weird combinations, this reminds me of a conversation between Toni & I. We were having a discussion at work via msn messenger about all the weird combinations that you wouldn't want to purchase at the same time.
Not that I've given it much thought or anything but........
· KY Jelly & tissues
· tampons & tomato soup
· diapers & the newest Michael Jackson CD
· Preparation H & rubber gloves
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