12/21/2009

Pediatrics

The best thing about not having kids is the freedom to invent mandates for hypothetical/future kids. Starting list:



  • My kids will be provided with balls, sticks, chalk, Yahtzee & nothing else to play with unless they come up with a compelling argument for why they need it.

  • My kids will learn to play the piano, guitar & violin (in no particular order) & then I'll pay them a low wage to play for me weekly.

  • Chores will be non-negotiable.

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