Meet me under the city lights

I seem to have a penchant of walking around with my fly down these days.

[INCIDENT 1]
KRISTEN: Hey! I think your fly's undone.
ME: Oh! Crap! Have I been walking around like this all day?
KRISTEN: I think so.
ME: Thanks for telling me! Good thing I don't have a penis because everyone would've seen it.
KRISTEN: Yeah that, or wearing granny panties.
ME: Or worse, if I had skidmarks on them!
KRISTEN: [LOL] How the hell would you get skidmarks on the front of your undies?
ME: I don't know, but I'd find a way.
KRISTEN: Like maybe if you were rubbing your crotch against a hobo
ME: Well, that's doable.

[INCIDENT 2]
CATHEE: [POINTS AT MY CROTCH] Uh, ading your zipper.

Happy 4th of July everyone!